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Unilever Gave Up Hellmann's and Knorr. Brand Love Was Never the Point.

Unilever just agreed to combine its food business, including Hellmann's, Knorr, and roughly a dozen other brands most people grew up with, into a new entity with McCormick in a deal valued at approximately $45 billion. Unilever shareholders get 55 percent of the combined company plus $15.7

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Local Publishers Lost Half Their Traffic to AI. Their Response Is Worth Stealing.

A group of local publishers just did something that most individual publishers have been avoiding for years: they admitted the problem is too big to solve alone. According to AdExchanger's reporting, local news publishers in the Local Media Consortium are seeing 25 to 50 percent traffic declines from

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The First Week of a Core Update Is Just Noise. Google Finally Said So.

Google's John Mueller explained on Bluesky last week why core updates take weeks to finish: "Since these are significant, broad changes to our search algorithms and systems, sometimes they have to work step-by-step, rather than all at one time." That sounds like a straightforward engineering detail.

April Fools Is the One Day Brands Can Be Weird. Most of Them Waste It.

Every April 1st, your LinkedIn feed fills up with "genius" brand pranks that are neither genius nor funny. A fake product that took longer to ideate than it took anyone to forget. A press release about a "revolutionary" food-tech mashup that exists only as a render.

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Ad Budgets Are Freezing. The Ones That Stay Liquid Will Buy the Discount.

Oil is above $106. The White House is modeling scenarios where it hits $200. And somewhere in a conference room right now, a CMO is staring at a Q2 media plan that was approved when crude was at $70 and pretending the numbers still work. They don't. The

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300,000 Domains Tested llms.txt. It Does Nothing for AI Visibility.

The premise behind llms.txt was straightforward: give AI models a structured file that explains what your site is about, and they'll cite you more often. It's a clean idea. Intuitive, even. It arrived in the SEO world with the kind of momentum that usually means

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300,000 Domains Tested llms.txt. It Does Nothing for AI Visibility.

The premise behind llms.txt was straightforward: give AI models a structured file that explains what your site is about, and they'll cite you more often. It's a clean idea. Intuitive, even. It arrived in the SEO world with the kind of momentum that usually means

Paid Ads

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OpenAI Added 3 ChatGPT Ad Markets Because Self-Serve Is the Real Launch

OpenAI began rolling out ChatGPT ads to Canada, Australia, and New Zealand in the weeks following a March 26 announcement, expanding beyond the US pilot that launched February 9. Ads appear only on Free and Go tiers for logged-in users over 18. Self-serve advertising tools launch in April 2026, dropping

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YouTube Will Skip Ads When Livestream Chat Gets Loud Enough

YouTube announced today that its system will automatically hold back ads during livestreams when chat engagement hits a peak. The official framing: protect "that collective vibe." The practical translation for anyone buying YouTube inventory is simpler. The platform just decided some of its own ad slots are not

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Agencies Lost Millions to Google Ads MCC Hijacks That Google Never Detected

Every agency using Google Ads has had the same thought at some point: if someone hijacked our MCC tomorrow, would we even know before the damage was done? The honest answer, based on the last 18 months of reported incidents, is probably not. And Google wouldn’t catch it for

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Apple Pulled the No. 2 US App and Proved Rewarded UA Has a Trust Problem

On Monday, Apple removed Freecash from the App Store. The app had 60 million registered users, a 4.7-star rating from over 150,000 reviews, and hit No. 2 in the US App Store in February. It was also, according to TechCrunch and security researchers at Malwarebytes, collecting users'

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Cutting Search to Fund Demand Gen Fails for the Same Reason Every Time

A thread on r/PPC this week drew 61 comments in under 24 hours. The post: "We pivoted our entire Q1 budget away from search to demand gen and the performance team is screaming." The comments are a mix of "what did you expect" and increasingly

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Google Disapproved 1,500 Ads Over Server Errors Nobody Can Find

Multiple Google Ads accounts woke up to disapproved campaigns this week. The reason cited: "destination not working." The landing pages, in every reported case, loaded fine. No downtime, no DNS outages, nothing broken on the advertiser's end. Google's automated crawlers flagged phantom errors, and

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Google's Own Arbitration Clause Gave Advertisers a $218 Billion Weapon

Google spent years putting mandatory arbitration clauses in its advertiser contracts. The thinking was defensive: keep disputes out of court, prevent class actions, limit exposure. That strategy worked exactly as intended until this week, when Chicago attorney Ashley Keller began filing mass arbitration claims on behalf of a "significant

SEO & Organic Search

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'Ask AI' Buttons Aren't Moving GEO. 31 Companies Turned Them Into Attacks.

Every SEO call this week has someone pitching 'Ask AI' buttons as the new generative engine optimization cheat code. A 'Summarize with ChatGPT' link in the header. A 'Save to Perplexity memory' toggle at the bottom of every article. The pitch is always the

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30 WordPress Plugins Got Backdoored Because Nobody Audits Plugin Sales

If you run a marketing site on WordPress (and roughly 43% of all websites do), every plugin you have installed carries implicit trust. Trust that the developer is who they say they are, trust that updates contain what the changelog says they contain, and trust that if the plugin gets

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Your Content Can Rank on Google or Get Cited by ChatGPT (Probably Not Both)

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Google Gave Back Button Hijackers Until June 15. The Policy Catches More Than Spam.

The most interesting part of Google’s new back button hijacking spam policy is not the policy itself. It’s the date. June 15, 2026. That’s when enforcement begins. Google gave everyone exactly two months, which is unusual for a company that normally announces algorithm updates with the specificity

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The Internal Linking Fixes That Actually Move Rankings

Most SEO advice about internal linking reads like it was written for someone who has never managed a website. "Add links between related pages." Thanks. Very helpful. The real problem is more specific: most sites have internal links. Hundreds of them. And most of those links are doing

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Google Turned Search Into a Task Engine (and Your SEO Playbook Is Obsolete)

Sundar Pichai went on the Cheeky Pint podcast recently and described a version of Google Search that doesn’t return links. His exact words: “A lot of what are just information-seeking queries will be agentic in Search. You’ll be completing tasks. You’ll have many threads running.” That was

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ChatGPT 5.3 Cut Its Citations by 20% and Google Rank Picks the Survivors

OpenAI shipped GPT-5.3 Instant to all ChatGPT users on March 3 and did not issue a press release about what it would do to publishers. The change was quiet: fewer outbound links per response, more internal reasoning, and a citation filter that looks suspiciously like Google's own

Google Ads

Google Is Closing the Ads API Hijack Loophole With Mandatory MFA on April 21

Google is making multi-factor authentication mandatory for new Google Ads API OAuth 2.0 refresh tokens starting April 21, 2026. Existing tokens keep working, but the second credentials need re-auth, the TWO_STEP_VERIFICATION_NOT_ENROLLED error stops the job cold. Agencies running Google Ads Scripts, Editor, BigQuery Data Transfer,

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Google Shows Where Your PMax Budget Goes. Not What It Bought.

Google rolled out a Performance Max channel performance timeline in April 2026 that shows weekly spend across Search, YouTube, Display, Discover, Gmail, and Maps. Across 61 advertiser accounts studied by BMG360, the average PMax campaign puts roughly 58% of spend on Shopping, 34% on Search, and 4% each on YouTube

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Google's PMax Spend Chart Closes One Black Box and Leaves the Bigger One Open

Google Ads rolled out a spend-over-time view inside the Performance Max channel performance report on April 2, 2026. The update lets advertisers see daily spend per channel across Search, YouTube, Display, Shopping, Gmail, and Discover for any date range inside the Insights page. It closes a two-year complaint about PMax

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Social Ads Just Passed Search by $3.5 Billion (and Budgets Are Lagging)

Social media ad revenue hit $117.7 billion in 2025, edging past search advertising at $114.2 billion for the first time in the IAB's annual revenue report. Search growth slowed from 15% YoY to 11%, while social posted 32.6% YoY growth, the largest gap between the

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Google Will AI-Upscale Your Merchant Center Images in 2027 (Unless You Beat It)

Google announced on April 14, 2026 that it will require a 500x500 pixel minimum for every Merchant Center image, with enforcement starting January 31, 2027. Merchants who do not re-upload will have their images AI-upscaled by Google, which can hallucinate product details and shift color fidelity on surfaces like Shopping

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Microsoft Opened a PMax Import Door Right as Google Forced the AI Max Rebuild

Microsoft rolled out expanded Google PMax import support on April 16, 2026, now covering new customer acquisition goals, audience list mapping, and landing page reporting. The timing matters: Google's forced Dynamic Search Ads migration to AI Max hits in September, and advertisers already rebuilding campaigns can land the

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Google's 80% Cut in False Ad Suspensions Came From Moving the Enforcement to the Ad Level

Google blocked 8.3 billion bad ads in 2025 and suspended 24.9 million advertiser accounts, according to its 2025 Ads Safety Report published April 16, 2026. Gemini-powered review cut incorrect advertiser suspensions by 80 percent year-over-year. The same week, a London agency saw more than 1,500 ads disapproved

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